@ChelseaVPeretti "A billion is bitch shit compared to a trillion"
@morgan_murphy I once got so drunk I friend requested my stalker on facebook. FACT.
@3rdand10 I just tasted an old lady's fart in a 7-Eleven. I probably won't be tweeting anymore.
@CrackUpBoom is wondering where it all went wrong when I'm seeing how many nose hairs I can pull out at one time as a form of entertainment.
@jimwindolf Grampa used to say, "The Twitter will get your money, which is bad enough. But the Facebook, oh, the Facebook will rob you of your dignity."
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